Yes, there's a baby in there

"Rob! You aren't going to believe how pregnant these new t-shirts from Old Navy make me look."

"Well, uh, Yeah! That's kind of what you are."

"No, but really [squeezing into shirt] look at this [rubbing belly], can you believe this?"

"Um, again, yeah! You're pregnant. There's a baby in there. This is what happens."

"Yeah,... but, I mean, this is crazy!"

"Again, I don't know why you're surprised. You keep pointing to your stomach saying, 'Look at this!' You're like a little boy who's discovered his penis for the first time."

"Yeah, well, that amazement still hasn't worn off - has it?"