Wet Paint.

We are in the FINAL STAGES of this stupid addition (master bedroom and bathroom suite). Its been 4 months under-construction but actually dates as far back as 8 months when we started drawings, paperwork and money exchanging hands.
Today: The final coat of polyurethane on the new wood floors.... Evie decides to run onto the floors, stomp her feet while yelling, "Yeah! Shoes on!"
The rule was: you cannot enter the new space w/o shoes ('cause it was under construction and littered with nails/drywall dust on sub-floor). Little did she know the same rule applies to WET POLYURETHANE. *sigh*

...and monkey's pee-pee....

...while entertaining Evie Monday morning (the workers had arrived to install the new wood floors and Rob was busy with them & the dog) we decided to color in our jumbo "activity book"... we decided to play "match the monkeys game" where you have to select the two monkeys that look alike. After finding them, Evie decided to color them in... and to also tell me what she was doing step-by-step:
"Color monkey head... and hands... monkey pants... and MONKEY PEE-PEE!"
*what more can I say? at least she knows where the monkey's pee-pee is, right?*